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*****Calling all aspiring gym leaders in the Kanto region*****
Have you wanted to be a gym leader but find it impossible to break into the ranks of the official eight? If so, you came to the right place! The Pokémon Minor League Gym Circuit (PMLGC) is the first community-run gym circuit in the world!
The PMLGC will feature gym leaders for every single route, town, and city in the Kanto Region. This means that a total of 39 spots are up for grabs!
We will be hosting the tryouts on the roof of the illustrious Bike Shop here in beautiful Cerulean City! Please familiarize yourself with the current PMLGC rules, and be prepared to battle for your shot at becoming a Minor League Gym Leader!!!
Current Ruleset:
If you agree to these requirements and are interested, we very much look forward to seeing you! Tryouts will take place every Saturday for the next 4 weeks!
- Goro Hozen (Founder of the PMLGC)
I caught Mesmer years ago as a small, shy Drowzee. He never knew how to interact with the rest of my team or my friends' Pokémon, and I couldn't really find out why. He liked to keep to himself.
The first night after he evolved, I began having insane dreams: visions of me taking control of others - putting cuffs on Officer Jenny, sneaking past guards, robbing the Game Corner of all its coins without anyone batting an eye. After a while, I realized it was Mesmer showing me the possibilities of human manipulation.
Most Hypno can put a a human to sleep with ease, but Mesmer, he can control their minds... through their dreams... I've had my fun over the last year, testing Mesmer's limits, and I can honestly say that I have found none. If a human could dream something, he can force it upon them.
Looking for an individual who shares my level of ambition and imagination to join us on our journey. Find me outside of the Burglarized House TONIGHT ONLY... after that, I'm moving on towards Saffron. Together, we can use the full power of Mesmer to accomplish great things.
- Ace Trainer Jacquelin
Hi. My grandpa gave me a egg for my birthday, but i think ther is something rong with my zubat
He hatched yesterday, and i went to show my frends and they said he looked gross and weird. he doesnt look like my old brother jasons zubat did. he is green and yellow and i think theres something rong with him.
please help me and my poor zubat!
- trainer timmy
Here at the Route 34 Pokémon buffet, we believe that one should not be ashamed for the consumption of these delectable creatures. Please come gives us a visit. For just 40 P, we serve up all you can eat Magikarp fillets, Tauros tail and testicles, Kingler legs, and Exeggcute omelettes. For the brave, we offer Magmar steam sacks on Fridays!
Ha ha! It's me, Victor! I own the only breeding grounds 100% focused on Vaporeon! Don't like to use water types in battle? It don't matter! That's not why you want one of these beauties! Just look at this review from one of our regularly satisfied customers!
"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!" - Super Nerd Albert
Please! I really need someone to help. I haven't seen my sister Gina in 5 days... she was going surfing along the deep water along Route 24. People from the shore said that they had seen some long/dark shadows out there during the morning. I have a terrible feeling that she got snatched up by a Gyarados like that boy last summer. Please please please... I need someone, anyone, that has a some water Pokémon to help me go out and look for her.